Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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