his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Since WHEN were Pokemon pajamas a dealbreaker?
Since she turned 14.
I dunno about the rest of it, but OMG POKEMON PAJAMAS. WANT.
I hope you slept with him because that's a winner
Hypothetically, where did he get those pajamas? I have...I mean my friend ha been in need of a pair.
Pokemon fucking rules. I've got spongebob boxers so everytime I take a piss, my cock comes out of spongebob's mouth. Fail? I think not. Epic win? Fuck yeah.
You shouldve disregarded all the other stuff once you saw the pokemon pajamas
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little
Well it definitely wasn't the Pokemon pajamas so I'm going to go with the "finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us."
Dude, Pokemon ftw, but the whole daughter thing would be creepin' me out.
What the fuck was the deal STARTER?!?!?
Older men ftw. Pokemon kick him to the curb. Is he two? Mature guys are the way to go. Grow up.
Eeeeewwwwww..... Creepy as well
Gotta catch em all, Pokemon!
Wouldn't be surprised if he was a sex offender too. 40 year olds in pokemon pjs?
It's Waco. Of course it's believable.
He defines tool...he's a keeper!
A daughter that went to high school with you? Math error. Fake