Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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