I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
