Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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