Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i dont even know how to be here
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just high enough for therapy.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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