Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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