I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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