nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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