Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
