i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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