a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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