he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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