Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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