you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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