Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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