Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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