he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
handjob tips. give me some.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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