idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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