i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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