it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It was confusing and full of hummus
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
