Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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