How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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