bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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