Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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