sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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