He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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