just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
then he tried to convert me to islam
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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