I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
This baby is an asshole
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
tell me about the fingering
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