Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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