just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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