I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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