Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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