How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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