hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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