Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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