Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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