google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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