Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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