can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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