You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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