sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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