absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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