is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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