i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
