Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
honey bunches of taint.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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