What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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