Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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