You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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