No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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