The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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