I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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