On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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