Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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